SGHOM
15-07-2004, 09:08 PM
I boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport last week, taking my
>seat, I settled in. I then noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the
>plane- AND she was heading straight toward me. ;o) Bingo! She sat down
>right beside me.
>
>Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurted out, "business trip or
>vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going
>to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States." I swallowed
>hard here was the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen sitting next to
>me, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
>
>Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your
>business role at this convention?"
>
>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
>popular myths about sexuality."
>
>"Really", I smiled, "what myths are those?"
>
>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
>are he most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
>who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
>Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
>descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories
>are the Irish."
>
>Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
>said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know
>your name."
>
>"Tonto," I said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
>
>seat, I settled in. I then noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the
>plane- AND she was heading straight toward me. ;o) Bingo! She sat down
>right beside me.
>
>Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurted out, "business trip or
>vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going
>to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States." I swallowed
>hard here was the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen sitting next to
>me, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
>
>Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your
>business role at this convention?"
>
>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
>popular myths about sexuality."
>
>"Really", I smiled, "what myths are those?"
>
>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
>are he most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
>who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
>Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
>descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories
>are the Irish."
>
>Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
>said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know
>your name."
>
>"Tonto," I said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
>