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Spirit
15-07-2004, 11:17 PM
Poached from another forum :$ but thought you may like it (apologies to our ladies ;) ):

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT???!!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... " You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying " Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep but gave it a lot of thought.


The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a large nearby department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all.

You want to see the look on her face!!

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. I have never seen a smile so big!!
We went to the jewellers department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you she was so excited, she must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, " I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier. " .

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled " WHAT ??!! "

I then said " Really honey ! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, " Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you??"

Apparently I won't be having sex again tonight either!!

HJM
15-07-2004, 11:59 PM
:lolz:

Big Ian
16-07-2004, 12:31 AM
:laugh: :boing3: :hurrah: very good :-D

colVR4
16-07-2004, 12:31 PM
I had to poach this too...so I sent it to the missus

You THINK you've seen fireworks well you ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until Nicola reads this. I am guessing that you should all look out of your windows in about 10 mins and they should be clearly visible......despite being in Switzerland at the moment!!















.....oh and no sex for me either.......ever!!!

colVR4
16-07-2004, 12:36 PM
I'm sure she'll see the funny side...... no, really.....

Kieran
16-07-2004, 03:49 PM
I'm sure she'll see the funny side...... no, really.....

For those of you without Ceefax subtitles installled, i'll provide them...

"I'm really wishing I hadn't sent that email to my other half and I'm now papping my pants!!! :uhoh2: :eek: :toilet: :scared1: "

RED
16-07-2004, 04:04 PM
I'm afraid I can't comment :p I do everything that Marcus asks of me or I don't get the car fixed - I think in a court of law it's called blackmail :rolleyes5

colVR4
19-07-2004, 08:38 AM
For those of you without Ceefax subtitles installled, i'll provide them...

"I'm really wishing I hadn't sent that email to my other half and I'm now papping my pants!!! :uhoh2: :eek: :toilet: :scared1: "

LOL :rolleyes5

Sooo true!!