are all women......

[AlanDITD]

****ed in the head, or am i just unlucky?

[orionn2o]

yes they are.

[Ryan]

****ed in the head, or am i just unlucky?

Bit of both.

[Kitty's VR4]

Hmmmm

sounds like its a concensus.........

LOL

[HJM]

Yes, all women are mental.

All men, on the other hand are 100% perfect.

J :D

[Confused]

Yes, yes they are.

[Kelly&Ben]

Hmmmmm......... only 98% of them are!

Kelly:)

[martin_y]

Its most of them I think. I cant get my wife to understand this basic principle:

"Lets spend less than what we earn".

[GLS Powah!]

I am older than time itself. I have watched civilsations rise and fall.

I have POWAH beyond your imagination, you small minded, pitiful peons, forever seeking glory with your hairdryer equipped pumpsuckers and finding only bankruptcy.

I smite with pitiless fury the unworthy, casting their tainted souls into the 95RON flames where they suffer the agony of ceaseless pre-ignition!

But my throne room has one seat. Even omnipotent beings get earache!

[AlanDITD]

forget money, its the fundementals in life they fail at.

[AlanDITD]

I am older than time itself. I have watched civilsations rise and fall.

I have POWAH beyond your imagination, you small minded, pitiful peons, forever seeking glory with your hairdryer equipped pumpsuckers and finding only bankruptcy.

I smite with pitiless fury the unworthy, casting their tainted souls into the 95RON flames where they suffer the agony of ceaseless pre-ignition!

But my throne room has one seat. Even omnipotent beings get earache!

theres only one thing worse than ****ed up women, and thats gingers!

[miller]

hmmmmmm wrong thread?

[WildCards]

The phrase 'snakes with tits' always makes me chuckle.

[Scanny]

they are all radio rental. thats why im single. life is simpler lol

[Turbo_Steve]

Alan....at some point in their life they all go through a mentalist phase.

However I suspect the trick is to find them when they're NOT mental, and then keep them in that place.

Generally, they get a lot better as they mature.

[Turbo_Steve]

Oh...and th ones that are epicly amazingly gorgeous are the worst.

The ones that are the most normal are the ones that are a little bit insecure (same as a bloke) and dress up nicely, are generally quite pretty but not perfect.

I'll take a sexy girl with a pretty face and a nice personality any day over some of the vacuous sex-toys I dated that turned other mens heads....and usually my stomach after a few days.

[miller]

Your all wrong and have missed the point. see the mental ones are the work of some other genious male. Try to get them before this stage and doctor them into being mental and believing that you are the one and only and that their life would be **** if they didnt have you.


So Alan me zinks you are talking to the wrong ones!

[AlanDITD]

oh i agree mate, if you only new the crazy women i have dated or been in relationships with etc etc........i could write a book and should be in therapy by now!

[miller]

see when your young though the crazy ones are the best fun!

later on you start to look for the sane ones so you can doctrinate them to your style!

[AlanDITD]

hmmm it depends what kinda crazy you mean.......seriously man, one drunk night i might just put it all in a thread and give you all a good laugh!

[miller]

hmmm it depends what kinda crazy you mean.......seriously man, one drunk night i might just put it all in a thread and give you all a good laugh!

Dont worry about it, youd be surprised how much other peoples sh1t is crazier than yours!

[WizardKing]

As far as them going through a stage goes, that's correct but it seems to start at birth and continue for at least 55 years.

Following fluently into senility, the stage wears off !