SGHOM
26-07-2004, 09:25 PM
>40-ish....................................49
> >Adventurous......................... Slept with everyone
> >Athletic.................................No t!ts
> >Average looking...................Ugly
> >Beautiful.............................. Pathological liar
> >Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
> >Emotionally Secure................On medication
> >Feminist.................................Fat
> >Free spirit...............................Junkie
> >Friendship first........................Former slut
> >Fun.........................................Annoyi ng
> >New-Age............................. Body hair in the wrong places
> >Open-minded......................... Desperate
> >Outgoing................................ Loud and Embarrassing
> >Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
> >Professional............................ Bitch
> >Voluptuous..............................Very Fat
> >Large frame............................ Hugely Fat
> >Wants Soul mate......................Stalker
> >
> >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> >1. Yes = No
> >2. No = Yes
> >3. Maybe = No
> >4. We need = I want
> >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>about?
> >
> >MEN'S ENGLISH:
> >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> >3. I am tired = I am tired
> >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
>
> >Adventurous......................... Slept with everyone
> >Athletic.................................No t!ts
> >Average looking...................Ugly
> >Beautiful.............................. Pathological liar
> >Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
> >Emotionally Secure................On medication
> >Feminist.................................Fat
> >Free spirit...............................Junkie
> >Friendship first........................Former slut
> >Fun.........................................Annoyi ng
> >New-Age............................. Body hair in the wrong places
> >Open-minded......................... Desperate
> >Outgoing................................ Loud and Embarrassing
> >Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
> >Professional............................ Bitch
> >Voluptuous..............................Very Fat
> >Large frame............................ Hugely Fat
> >Wants Soul mate......................Stalker
> >
> >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> >1. Yes = No
> >2. No = Yes
> >3. Maybe = No
> >4. We need = I want
> >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>about?
> >
> >MEN'S ENGLISH:
> >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> >3. I am tired = I am tired
> >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
>