nick-f1
09-08-2004, 10:48 PM
Such a story recently occurred in the African nation of Malawi.
According to BBC News, some people walking through the parking lot at Lilongwe International Airport, located near the capital city of Zombo, noticed one of the parked cars shaking in a funny way and, worried about terrorism, notified the authorities.
The police arrived ready for anything but even they were surprised to find the vehicle - with heavily tinted windows - still shaking. Approaching the vehicle with caution, police quickly opened the vehicles door to find .... TAH DUM!! ...
A 43-year-old Catholic priest and 26-year-old nun having sex.
Brought before magistrates in a packed and tittering courtroom, the pair pleaded guilty to the charges of indecent behavior in a public place and disorderly conduct.
The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in judgment, while the priest said that, as a man of God, he accepted Satan had tempted him.
Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas then sentenced the pair to six months imprisonment with hard labor, "...but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse," he said, adding that if the two are caught having sex in 18 months, they will go to jail.
Oh migod! Does this mean Bin Laden has singlehandedly stopped outdoor sex?
Come on Bush! Nuke 'em quick!
According to BBC News, some people walking through the parking lot at Lilongwe International Airport, located near the capital city of Zombo, noticed one of the parked cars shaking in a funny way and, worried about terrorism, notified the authorities.
The police arrived ready for anything but even they were surprised to find the vehicle - with heavily tinted windows - still shaking. Approaching the vehicle with caution, police quickly opened the vehicles door to find .... TAH DUM!! ...
A 43-year-old Catholic priest and 26-year-old nun having sex.
Brought before magistrates in a packed and tittering courtroom, the pair pleaded guilty to the charges of indecent behavior in a public place and disorderly conduct.
The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in judgment, while the priest said that, as a man of God, he accepted Satan had tempted him.
Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas then sentenced the pair to six months imprisonment with hard labor, "...but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse," he said, adding that if the two are caught having sex in 18 months, they will go to jail.
Oh migod! Does this mean Bin Laden has singlehandedly stopped outdoor sex?
Come on Bush! Nuke 'em quick!