just call me Jaffa

[VR4Kaos]

dreading the postmans arrival went for a referal for the snip the other day now im dreading the postman coming with a date for it /wall so will be changing my name soon from Karl R Taylor to JAFFA :thumbsdow

[foxdie]

See, I don't understand why this is so taboo in todays culture, it's not like it's permanent, the "pipework" can be reattached if needed, it just means you can enjoy the old hokey pokey without worry about being a daddy for the 7th time :)

[VR4Kaos]

See, I don't understand why this is so taboo in todays culture, it's not like it's permanent, the "pipework" can be reattached if needed, it just means you can enjoy the old hokey pokey without worry about being a daddy for the 7th time :)
affraid your wrong there mate it can be reversed but not on NHS and is very expencive also not very good as the doctor put it to me

[Wodjno]

And it doesn't always work..

[Humpty's Revenge]

Oh god do I like jaffa...............................cakes!:whistle :

[mike74]

makes me cringe just thinking about it

[crazyken76]

we should have a jaffa club lol as im going to the docs next week to get booked in for the snip as well lol two babys is enough for me any more then i would have to sell the vr4 and im not having that :)

[foxdie]

Interesting.. /Hmmm

If you had to get a vasectomy to keep your VR-4, would you do?

[VR4Kaos]

Interesting.. /Hmmm

If you had to get a vasectomy to keep your VR-4, would you do?
i would defo

[VR4Kaos]

we should have a jaffa club lol as im going to the docs next week to get booked in for the snip as well lol two babys is enough for me any more then i would have to sell the vr4 and im not having that :)
i have three so defo done my part for the country :rolleyes4

[crazyken76]

sod the country if never had kids i wouldnt be in this country now i would be over in spain or some where but at the end ov the day im glad i have my two baby daughters love them to bits :)

[Turbo_Steve]

I wouldn't get the snip to keep a VR4. But I would to keep certain other performance cars.

[VR4Kaos]

evo by any chance

[VR457]

it takes three months for all the stuff to come out. Or so i've heard. Good luck anyway.

[WildCards]

it takes three months for all the stuff to come out. Or so i've heard. Good luck anyway.

Surely that depends how often you squirt your sauce doesn't it?

[andyleaves]

Interesting.. /Hmmm

If you had to get a vasectomy to keep your VR-4, would you do?


Yep without a doubt...

[aboo]

I had this done 2 years ago & its not so bad as some would make it out to be.

[stuartturbo]

Same as had mine 4 years ago no pain.
Had it done on the Friday back at work Monday But went to carry the usual 20kg in each arm took the strain and changed my mind to half that /lol
Worse thing for me was on the bench with your pants round your ankles while some old Doc moves you cock and balls about.
Only took 10mins though had to wait longer after in case you pass out.

[aboo]

Same as had mine 4 years ago no pain.
Had it done on the Friday back at work Monday But went to carry the usual 20kg in each arm took the strain and changed my mind to half that /lol
Worse thing for me was on the bench with your pants round your ankles while some old Doc moves you cock and balls about.
Only took 10mins though had to wait longer after in case you pass out.
I was'nt so brave I had them knock me out:rolleyes3

[Phoenix]

I found I had natures version of the 'snip'. Bit bad but then I met the lovely wife and have a ready made family. You should see peoples confusion when you tell them you have a 21 year old daughter, a 13 week old grandson and you are only 32! /popcorn

[SGHOM]

Had the snip years ago ( before anaestetic was invented :violin: )
I was back at work in the afternoon ....... But trust me, it does smart a bit !! :smash:

[Scanny]

there can be pain in some cases but from what i can gather, any pain normally goes within a few days. once i recovered from the operation i was fine. i didnt even take any painkillers as the post op pains werent bad and there has been no problems since. the worst bit was during the op when it felt like he was squashing my right nut and my right eye did that almost closed thing.
afterwards you have to hand in a sample at 8 and 10 weeks and once they are tested you will be given the all clear (if it was successful). i handed my second sample in on monday so i am waiting for the results now

[Johny]

krie

[VR4Kaos]

there can be pain in some cases but from what i can gather, any pain normally goes within a few days. once i recovered from the operation i was fine. i didnt even take any painkillers as the post op pains werent bad and there has been no problems since. the worst bit was during the op when it felt like he was squashing my right nut and my right eye did that almost closed thing.
afterwards you have to hand in a sample at 8 and 10 weeks and once they are tested you will be given the all clear (if it was successful). i handed my second sample in on monday so i am waiting for the results now
:inquisiti omfg im shaking like a sh!tting dog /help

[crazyken76]

carling best pain killer going i think lol thats what ill be doing sat on settee on mwf2 and drinking :)

[Fandango]

I had it done a few years ago. I was absolutely terrified, and quickly discovered that my terror was justified.

I would rather spend a whole month in a dentists chair, than have to go through that again.

Good luck anyway, no pain no gain!!

[VR4Kaos]

I had it done a few years ago. I was absolutely terrified, and quickly discovered that my terror was justified.

I would rather spend a whole month in a dentists chair, than have to go through that again.

Good luck anyway, no pain no gain!!
cheers mate just what i wanted to hear

[Fandango]

LOL, TBH the terror is probably worse than the pain. It really is no picnic, but soon over.

Stiff upper lip and all that!

[VR457]

I got circumcised at age seven. Didnt get enough anaesthetic to knock me out so ended up watching them snip my foreskin and toss it in the bin...

Only traumatised for the rest of my life but hey, no pain, no gain! Check the hood!

[SGHOM]

The bulk of the pain comes from the size of the needle they insert into your scrotum .... It's huge!! :o
once they are sliced open & they tug out the tubes, it feels like you're being lifted off the slab /lol

Still going ahead with it /lol

[Fandango]

I am glad I never knew about the needle, I was too scared to look.

I reckon I would have legged it!

[aboo]

Just tell them you want knocked out thats what I said. They said "but you wont feel anything" I said but its like being at the dentist you still feel him poking about.

[VR4Kaos]

not sure i should of put this thread up i was a little worried thought that you peeps would give me a lil support and encouragment and look if you could see me now im shaking like a dog taking a sh!t.....

[stuartturbo]

Just tell them you want knocked out thats what I said. They said "but you wont feel anything" I said but its like being at the dentist you still feel him poking about.
all i felt was a slight tug and the smell of steak cooking??? :flamed: /lol

[Phoenix]

not sure i should of put this thread up i was a little worried thought that you peeps would give me a lil support and encouragment and look if you could see me now im shaking like a dog taking a sh!t.....

What're friends for eh? :love: /lol

[maori_by_nature]

you have my condolences my friend your a bigger man than I. I'd get the mrs to go in and get it... at least they can reverse theres easier than ours

[666damned]

makes me cringe just thinking about it


made me cringe when having 'it' done............:5shots:

[miller]

Dont complain, at least you have the choice!

[Humpty's Revenge]

not sure i should of put this thread up i was a little worried thought that you peeps would give me a lil support and encouragment and look if you could see me now im shaking like a dog taking a sh!t.....


Karl I feel for you dude, everybody on here taking the pee you would never catch me doing that!:lipsrseal

So what I think is get 2 bloody big bricks and smash your knackers between them,:tiny: job done!

See I did say I was`nt going to take the p1ss just a bit of friendly consumer advice.:curtain:

[VR4Kaos]

oh well just had me op and Fandando was correct in post #26 lol but hey no pain no gain dreading this anasetic wearing off tho

[Atik]

Eek! Well done for getting through it...

[mike74]

I'm sitting here with a tear in my eye just thinking about it. Hope it isn't too painful once the drugs wear off dude :)

[Roberto]

So do we now call you "Sir WankAlot"???

The system now needs to be purged of the little fellows....

Been there, done that, still no t-shirt.

[Humpty's Revenge]

Told you to use the bricks!!!

[VR4Kaos]

cheers atik
mike have have some replacements
robert could be called sir wankalot before the op bud lol
lmfao @ steve "steve i couldent bring myself to clap" lol

[PaddyB]

Sooo.;):thinking2 I'll roshambo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo)you for your engine cover :d

Hope you're back on your feet soon.

[stuartturbo]

Bag of froozen peas takes the edge off the pain and should have nailed the ibuprofen when you got home

[Roberto]

Karl,

One question mate:
Have you gotten the smell of burning flesh out of your nose yet???

[VR457]

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mike74]

Karl,

One question mate:
Have you gotten the smell of burning flesh out of your nose yet???

That's all kinds of nasty! EEeeooouuww!!!

[stuartturbo]

Karl,

One question mate:
Have you gotten the smell of burning flesh out of your nose yet???

It's the Puff of smoke that goes with it

[VR4Kaos]

its the false promises thats hard to bear now

[VR4Kaos]

paddy thats just not fair lmfao

[Roberto]

its the false promises thats hard to bear now

Give it time, hopefully all will work out (if I'm on the same wavelength) you will need to get the results back when empty.

[Nick Mann]

This is a road I am going to head down too. I kind of wish I hadn't read this thread too!

[SGHOM]

I don't know what all the fuss is about !

I had the snip nearly 20 years ago. Admittedly, the local anethestic smarts a bit, & you can feel a bit of tugging. But it's all over in less than 15 mins.

I drove home.. Had a cuppa.. Then went back to work.

[dave-at-home]

Its a cinch - no pain if you have the "no scalpel" method. The most pain I felt was when the grizzly old nurse dropped the weighted cushion (designed to hold "the old man" out of the way) onto my plums. The worst bit was taking the sample in a few months later and handing it over to the young nurse at the hozzy. Quite embarassing -particularly as she refused to shake my hand when I left :)

[Fully]

Lol Dave!
Yeah well you guys have put me off :P
Looks like I might go for #7 =)

[Lillywotsername]

One of the best things Richy ever done.... had his done friday morning, weekend in bed resting with his pc and back to work monday. Jobs a good 'un

[dave-at-home]

One of the best things Richy ever done.... had his done friday morning, weekend in bed resting with his pc and back to work monday. Jobs a good 'un

I bet the guys at Google HQ are well flumaxed. A man - in bed - with a PC - and not searching for any - Ahem - "speciality interest sites"..... So bizarre.
I bet that is the last thing on his mind right now the poor chap :)

[stuartturbo]

I bet the guys at Google HQ are well flumaxed. A man - in bed - with a PC - and not searching for any - Ahem - "speciality interest sites"..... So bizarre.
I bet that is the last thing on his mind right now the poor chap :)

No I Wanted to check "speciality interest sites" the next day to make sure no damage done.
I was back on the "nest" by Monday and getting down Friday The wife was more worried than me!!!

[dave-at-home]

No I Wanted to check "speciality interest sites" the next day to make sure no damage done.
I was back on the "nest" by Monday and getting down Friday The wife was more worried than me!!!

Good work Stu - you are a shining light to us lesser mortals. Muchos respect :)

[Nick Mann]

What a thing to do on Red Nose Day. Off to Kidderminster in a couple of hours for the dreaded snip. I thought of asking you lot to sponsor me but I thought it was a bit of a wierd thing to be sponsored for. Not quite the same as shaving your head, is it?!?! So I have just thrown money at Chris Moyles red nose day mental marathon radio show, he is now over 50 hours non-stop and over 1.8million pounds. Awesome effort!

[VR4Kaos]

good look mate ya can't beat the smell of bacon and as for the smoke coming from your testies bit worrying but painless in fact i quite enjoyed it ;)
asforrecouperation hahaha i say nuffin

[VR4Kaos]

How was the experiance mate ;)

[Nick Mann]

Sore! Due previous history I had to have a general anesthetic. It means I can't even have a drink!

[Mark 4]

Don't worry Nick, I'll have a couple for you.

[aboo]

I all ready have. :)

[Mark 4]

I'm gonna call you Andy, we can have a toast to Nicks Gonads.

[aboo]

Hehe :)

[VR457]

Nice one Nick! Still sounds scary as hell to me.

Hope you recover well and go on to produce no more progenies.....

[VR4Kaos]

shame you wasen't awake Nick it a great expeiance must say your a brave man for having a general anesthetic i'd be affraid of not waking back up me lol

[Humpty's Revenge]

I'm gonna call you Andy.

Mark his name is already Andy......./Nuuu

[Nick Mann]

shame you wasen't awake Nick it a great expeiance must say your a brave man for having a general anesthetic i'd be affraid of not waking back up me lol

The general was the scariest thing for me too, to be honest. But as a teenager I had an operation in the same area which meant the tubes etc had been stitched in place, so the consultant wouldn't let me go for a local.

Mark/Andy, what are you pair like?!!!

[elnevio]

Mark/Andy, what are you pair like?!!!

LOL, 'pair'... snigger /lol

[Humpty's Revenge]

LOL, 'pair'... snigger /lol

OH groan........../Hyper

[aboo]

I had general anaesthetic when I got mine done. I just didn't want to be awake when they were poking about down there.

Pmsl at some of the other comments./yes

[VR4Kaos]

hows the swelling mate

[Geraint]

*holds nuts while reading thread* dont think i could put myself through that fellas!

[Nick Mann]

I have a very impressive bruise on the right side of my scrotbag! Today it is definitely less painfull than yesterday, although I'm not sure the swelling has gone down much!

[John TheAntique]

:karate:/ttiwwop

[Seems Unlikely]

Had mine done few years ago, local anaestetic only, no probs at all though the sponsered bike ride the following week came at a bad time.... It all went a bit 'deep purple' after that hahaha. Still, a good feeling to know i needn't rely on others. Reversal isnt all that simple and chances of successfully producing diminish with time as far as i know so it's best not thought of as reversible just like that. Op itself was a piece of cake, chatted the nurse up whilst the doctor did the snipping and tying behind a curtain. Nothing to fear.