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Brind
25-08-2004, 06:12 PM
2 beekeepers are chatting about their Bees...

1st Beekeeper: So,how many bees have you got?
2nd Beekeeper: 40,000.
1st Beekeeper: I see. And how many hives?
2nd Beekeeper: Oh, about 20. How many bees have you got?
1st Beekeeper: A million.
2nd Beekeeper: Bloody hell! A million! How many hives have you got then?
1st Beekeeper: One.
2nd Beekeeper: A million bees in one hive! Thats outrageous!
1st Beekeeper: No it's not.....They're bees......F?ck 'em.

:laugh:

Kieran
25-08-2004, 06:32 PM
:undecided :thinking: :huh: :headsc: :shrug:

Brind
25-08-2004, 06:39 PM
PMSL !!!! :laugh:

Kieran
25-08-2004, 08:35 PM
PMSL !!!! :laugh:

:uhoh2: Err.........


/reads through joke again....



Erm.... :uhoh2: :dunce:

:undecided :thinking: :huh: :headsc: :shrug:

Brind
25-08-2004, 08:42 PM
PMSL even more! :laugh: :laugh:

SGHOM
25-08-2004, 10:04 PM
:uhoh2: Err.........


/reads through joke again....



Erm.... :uhoh2: :dunce:

:undecided :thinking: :huh: :headsc: :shrug:
Nope !!! nothing registering here either ?? :rolleyes5

Brind
25-08-2004, 10:32 PM
Oh dear... lol :laugh:

KiwiTT
25-08-2004, 11:13 PM
:headsc:

Brind
25-08-2004, 11:31 PM
I'll give you a clue. :laugh:

Q. What have an apple and an orange got in common??

A. Neither of them can drive tractors.

Spirit
26-08-2004, 12:26 AM
Well it made me chuckle ;)

Big Ian
26-08-2004, 12:45 AM
:laugh: yip......f?ck the little B's :D

Kieran
26-08-2004, 07:53 AM
I'll give you a clue. :laugh:

Q. What have an apple and an orange got in common??

A. Neither of them can drive tractors.

?!?! :uhoh2: :dunce:


Derr..... It would seem that my humor antenna won't reach the frequency that Brind's on! :$ I must need a bandwidth expander! :headsc:

colVR4
26-08-2004, 09:08 AM
Oh god...I've haven't heard a joke like that since school.

Another favourite was this one:

"Two dockers walk into a bar. The barman says we don't serve food in here"

Brind
26-08-2004, 09:26 AM
?!?! :uhoh2: :dunce:


Derr..... It would seem that my humor antenna won't reach the frequency that Brind's on! :$ I must need a bandwidth expander! :headsc:

Not just the humour frequency I'm on. Others got the point of the 'non joke' joke. :p
It's not meant to make sense, that's the point.. the funniest thing is listening to those that simply don't get it. :laugh:

Big Ian
26-08-2004, 10:25 AM
2 guy's walk in to a pub
one say's to the other..............." what yae havin?"
other guy say's.........................."ehh..i'll have what your havin!"
first man turn's to the barman.."can i have 1 pint of lager...an 2 straw's please!"
:p :lipsrseal

KiwiTT
26-08-2004, 10:23 PM
Not just the humour frequency I'm on. Others got the point of the 'non joke' joke. :p
It's not meant to make sense, that's the point.. the funniest thing is listening to those that simply don't get it. :laugh:

Ohhhh !! :laugh:

calum
26-08-2004, 11:57 PM
What's brown and sticky?




























A stick.