Chuck Norris Jokes

[maori_by_nature]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones wit 1 bird

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps witha nightlight because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Chuck Norris tried to learn Tai Chi, but he killed too many people in slow motion.

[maori_by_nature]

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[GalantOnly]

Here's a couple.../yes

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Wodjno]

The best 1 ever /yes

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4, in only 3 moves /megawoot

[djb160]

I wonder if Chuck Norris would be slowed down eating dry Weet-Bix?