nick-f1
01-09-2004, 10:31 PM
Mr Harley, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
died and went to heaven for judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Harley, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,
your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."
Mr Harley thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him."
St. Peter took Mr Harley to the Throne Room and introduced
him to God.
He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God said, "Ah, yes"
"Well," said Mr Harley, "professional to professional, you
have some major design flaws in your invention:
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion;
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too
much;
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are
outrageous; and
I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance
costs."
"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points," replied God, "hold
on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
things and waited for the results.
After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my
invention seems to be flawed in some respects, but according
to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours." :laugh: :rolleyes5 :$ :lipsrseal
died and went to heaven for judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Harley, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,
your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."
Mr Harley thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him."
St. Peter took Mr Harley to the Throne Room and introduced
him to God.
He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God said, "Ah, yes"
"Well," said Mr Harley, "professional to professional, you
have some major design flaws in your invention:
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion;
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too
much;
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are
outrageous; and
I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance
costs."
"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points," replied God, "hold
on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
things and waited for the results.
After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my
invention seems to be flawed in some respects, but according
to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours." :laugh: :rolleyes5 :$ :lipsrseal