Pink curtains......... No its not rude!

[nick-f1]

A woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.


He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains in many different fabrics and proceeds to show them to her.


She finally picks out a pink floral pattern.


The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"


"Fifteen inches," she responds.


"FIFTEEN INCHES!" he exclaims. "What room are they for?"


"They are not for a room, they are for my computer monitor," she tells him.


The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."


To which she replies, "HELLooooooo.........I've got Windows!"

[The Vee]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm yep ok

[Polabear]

PMSL....nice one Nick :D :D :D

[lorriman]

PMSL....nice one Nick :D :D :D

You should have your prostate seen to mate if you PYSL at that one.

Just a quick finger up the bum and a wiggle about from your local GP should do it.

[nick-f1]

You should have your prostate seen to mate if you PYSL at that one.

Just a quick finger up the bum and a wiggle about from your local GP should do it.

There speaks the voice of experience eh Sean? Still we accept all types on this forum :laugh: :$ :lipsrseal

[Polabear]

You should have your prostate seen to mate if you PYSL at that one.

Just a quick finger up the bum and a wiggle about from your local GP should do it.


Came across those type in the navy Nick, and yes it takes all sorts..(so did they... :lipsrseal ) You know where you can stick that finger mate.........an it aint up MY exhaust either.... :$ :lipsrseal

[lorriman]

If that's all the thanks I get for diagnosing a potentially serious urinary problem then I'll keep my considerable (and it has to be said diverse) medical knowledge to myself in future. :D

Go ahead keep on PYSL at the jokes and see where it gets you. Incontinence pads aren't an option for a VR4 owner. :wow:

[nick-f1]

Incontinence pads aren't an option for a VR4 owner. :wow:

How about brown trousers for some passengers tho'? :$