KiwiTT
08-11-2004, 02:31 AM
A joke that manages to be both sexist and racist AT THE SAME TIME. Tee hee.
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:
- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two French men and one French woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.
- The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together
in a menage a trois.
- The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating
visits with the German woman.
- The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
- The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the
English woman.
- The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and
started swimming to another island.
- The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.
- The two Chinese men have set up a
pharmacy/store/restaurant/laundry,
and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees and
customers for their store.
- The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it
gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut
whiskey. However,
they're satisfied because the English aren't having
any fun.
- The two American men are contemplating suicide
because the American
woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly
about her allergies,
her
body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is
doing to her skin,
how
she can do anything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the
equal
division of household chores, how sand and palm trees
make her look
fat,
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her nicer than
they
do, and how her relationship with her mother is the
root cause of all
her
problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone
so they could
call 911
and get them all rescued off this heaven-forsaken
deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can
get her nails done
and
go shopping..................
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:
- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two French men and one French woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.
- The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together
in a menage a trois.
- The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating
visits with the German woman.
- The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
- The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the
English woman.
- The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and
started swimming to another island.
- The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.
- The two Chinese men have set up a
pharmacy/store/restaurant/laundry,
and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees and
customers for their store.
- The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it
gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut
whiskey. However,
they're satisfied because the English aren't having
any fun.
- The two American men are contemplating suicide
because the American
woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly
about her allergies,
her
body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is
doing to her skin,
how
she can do anything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the
equal
division of household chores, how sand and palm trees
make her look
fat,
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her nicer than
they
do, and how her relationship with her mother is the
root cause of all
her
problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone
so they could
call 911
and get them all rescued off this heaven-forsaken
deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can
get her nails done
and
go shopping..................