Trow
23-11-2004, 08:24 AM
A Bloke is driving home one night from work, he know's that it's there wedding anniversary and he's late so he's tanking along, unknown to him there is a cop hiding behind a bush on the bridge so when he rips past the cop jumps out and stops him.
"hello Sir - Do you relise what speed you were doing?"
"Oh am sure it was 60 officer"
"Ah haa, well I am going to give you a speeding fine, can I ask wht your name is please?"
"It's John"
"and what's you occupation?"
"I am a rectum streacher"
"A What"
"A Rectum streacher... I start by inserting one finger then wiggle about until I get two fingers in.... then four fingers... then I get my whole hand in.... then two hands... until the clients rectum is 6 feet wide!!"
"My god man - what on earth do you do with a 6 foot arse hole"
Wait for it........
"Put him behind a bush with a speed gun!!!!!"
my two cents worth
Trow.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"hello Sir - Do you relise what speed you were doing?"
"Oh am sure it was 60 officer"
"Ah haa, well I am going to give you a speeding fine, can I ask wht your name is please?"
"It's John"
"and what's you occupation?"
"I am a rectum streacher"
"A What"
"A Rectum streacher... I start by inserting one finger then wiggle about until I get two fingers in.... then four fingers... then I get my whole hand in.... then two hands... until the clients rectum is 6 feet wide!!"
"My god man - what on earth do you do with a 6 foot arse hole"
Wait for it........
"Put him behind a bush with a speed gun!!!!!"
my two cents worth
Trow.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: