nick-f1
25-11-2004, 09:36 PM
A young none too bright lad is sent to work on the farm, on his first day he's helping to hold Daisy, the Farmers best friesian cow whilst she 's being served by the bull.
As soon as the bull is finished the lad runs off behind the barn,
The Farmer smiles to himself and strolls after him to see whats amiss.
" Hey up lad whats the matter with thee?"
At this the lad turns around and the Farmer notices he's sporting a rather large stiffie :rolleyes5
" I dont know what to do about this " he stammers
" Aah Lad " laughs the Farmer " thats simple!" and whispers in the boys ear.
A few minutes later the Farmers rather buxom daughter wheels a barrow load of manure from the barn to the dung heap and her eyes light up to find.........
The farm hand , trousers around his ankles, a huge erection and both hands full of steaming hot dung :dozey:
" Oooh" she says " what ya doing with that big boy" .... licking her lips
" well the Farmer said to rub in two handfuls of hot dung and it would ease the swelling" stammers the farm boy
"Oh" she says lifting up her dress and pulling down her pants
" dont do that - put it in here" she says lewdly
So the farm hand does so.................... both bloody handfulls!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes5
:laugh: :laugh: :$ :lipsrseal
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As soon as the bull is finished the lad runs off behind the barn,
The Farmer smiles to himself and strolls after him to see whats amiss.
" Hey up lad whats the matter with thee?"
At this the lad turns around and the Farmer notices he's sporting a rather large stiffie :rolleyes5
" I dont know what to do about this " he stammers
" Aah Lad " laughs the Farmer " thats simple!" and whispers in the boys ear.
A few minutes later the Farmers rather buxom daughter wheels a barrow load of manure from the barn to the dung heap and her eyes light up to find.........
The farm hand , trousers around his ankles, a huge erection and both hands full of steaming hot dung :dozey:
" Oooh" she says " what ya doing with that big boy" .... licking her lips
" well the Farmer said to rub in two handfuls of hot dung and it would ease the swelling" stammers the farm boy
"Oh" she says lifting up her dress and pulling down her pants
" dont do that - put it in here" she says lewdly
So the farm hand does so.................... both bloody handfulls!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes5
:laugh: :laugh: :$ :lipsrseal
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