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WOODY72
13-12-2011, 01:07 PM
Just got an Xmas present request from the other half (whose name i cant remember), for some VR4 perfume/eau de toilette/spray or whatever. She seems to think that if she can replicate being a VR4 i might pay more attention to her. I might have got this wrong, but do you think she needs a good wash down and a bloody good detailing??? ;) ;) :bananadan /pan /bat
Nick Mann
13-12-2011, 02:15 PM
Pmsl!
ex-derv
13-12-2011, 02:17 PM
how about a tattoo voucher and a picture of the vr4 badge?
exevoowner
13-12-2011, 04:00 PM
all depends if the body work any good pmsl
WOODY72
13-12-2011, 05:52 PM
all depends if the body work any good pmsl
Needs a bit of filler here and there :thumbsup: /yes :leer: I bet i get this. /catfight :censored: :censored:
VR457
13-12-2011, 05:59 PM
I hope the seals are intact and not blowing everywhere.
Goreden
13-12-2011, 06:01 PM
Don't think she'd appreciate being tcut somehow fpmsl
Haggisman
13-12-2011, 06:20 PM
Just make sure you keep up with regular servicing, and use the appropriate lubricants if the fluid levels are too low. ;)





Too far? :p
ex-derv
13-12-2011, 06:23 PM
Just make sure you keep up with regular servicing, and use the appropriate lubricants if the fluid levels are too low. ;)

Too far? :p

I was so going to say something about servicing but wasn't sure how far we were going with this! I suppose you need to make sure the upholstery is still firm too.
Haggisman
13-12-2011, 06:25 PM
I'm sure there's got to be something about the exhaust pipe as well, but I fear that would be a bit much :p
WOODY72
13-12-2011, 07:02 PM
all depends if the body work any good pmsl
Bodywork is ok, just a few cracks here and there, but still nice and firm. /woot
Humpty's Revenge
13-12-2011, 07:04 PM
Bodywork is ok, just a few cracks here and there, but still nice and firm. /woot

A good buff then to smooth out the wrinkles then use carnuba!/pan
WOODY72
13-12-2011, 07:04 PM
I hope the seals are intact and not blowing everywhere.
Regarding the seals, i think one or two have got a slight blow by, but one has a serious problem. I'm still working on it. :evilgrin: /help
ex-derv
13-12-2011, 07:11 PM
It would be in your long term interests to ensure the coil is a snug fit
WOODY72
13-12-2011, 07:45 PM
Yep, been serviced regularly once a year. Internal lubrication system seems to be working A ok at the moment, but fear in the future we may need an incontinence ecu to stop the the lube system leaking. NJ may be the answer. :D :D
WOODY72
13-12-2011, 07:50 PM
Tim, we have no further use for the coil system. Other systems have been cut out to render it useless. /woot2 /yes /hammer :censored:
elnevio
13-12-2011, 08:01 PM
Bet the audio system has been upgraded... /nag
ex-derv
13-12-2011, 08:02 PM
Mine is also about to be converted to unleaded.
ex-derv
13-12-2011, 08:03 PM
Bet the audio system has been upgraded... /nag

i usually find the standard volume levels more than adequate
WOODY72
13-12-2011, 08:09 PM
Bet the audio system has been upgraded... /nag

Yes Nev, definately been upgraded today. Must have had a big amp put in. /Hyper
elnevio
13-12-2011, 08:11 PM
Do the airbags only protect the knees now?
WOODY72
13-12-2011, 08:50 PM
fpmsl. The airbags are normally at eye level Nev, but sometimes they adopt a horizontal position, around 11.30 at night. ;)
exevoowner
13-12-2011, 09:03 PM
does it blow its own trumpet loud /bananaroc /drinkswine
horndog
13-12-2011, 09:18 PM
Does it break down horribly if you dont spend loads on it twice a year?
WOODY72
13-12-2011, 10:30 PM
does it blow its own trumpet loud /bananaroc /drinkswine

I dont know how to answer that one Nige without looking for digs first. :furious3: :veryangry /pan
WOODY72
14-12-2011, 09:33 PM
Does it break down horribly if you dont spend loads on it twice a year?
She can break down unexpectedly at times Marc, but she has breakdown cover widely known as the Docter. :D:D:D
BillHardy
15-12-2011, 12:07 AM
And of course she is twin turbo
funkstardelux
15-12-2011, 12:34 AM
has she been undersealed..eurospec might be able to help with the winter deal ;)
WOODY72
15-12-2011, 07:50 AM
And of course she is twin turbo

Yes Bill, couple of big tubs on it with external feed ports. :evilgrin: :happy:
exevoowner
15-12-2011, 10:19 AM
but the big question is does she drink as much as the leggie ?
mind you is it brought in bulk or by the liter :5shots:
WOODY72
15-12-2011, 10:57 AM
Friday and Saturday, the consumption is quite high, luckily just the two days unlike the VR4. Oh, and it's by the litre thank god and not the gallon. :chugchug:
exevoowner
15-12-2011, 11:07 AM
well that depends if she in the expensive mood or not tho ?
wouldn't mind buy by the gallon if it was 1960's prices but not todays lol