One the ladies may enjoy

[nick-f1]

Questions and Answers for men :sad3:

Q. How many intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?


A. Both of them.



Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?


A. He buys two cases of beer.



Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?


A. The bonds mature.

The exceptions to this are CVR4 members? ........ hmmn Perhaps not... after last weekend :laugh:
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[HJM]

:laugh: :laugh: Nice one Nick :-D

[Spirit]

:lolz: - all VERY true ;)

[nick-f1]

Here are some more!
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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?


A. So men can remember them.



Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?


A. We don't know; it has never happened.



Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?


A. A widow.


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[HJM]

You git - LOL

[Rally205]

That bog roll one is soooo true :rolleyes5 I think Marcus is allergic to them :-D