KiwiTT
03-12-2004, 02:22 AM
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly:Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: You wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: You're daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly:Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: You wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: You're daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.