Trow
10-12-2004, 10:30 PM
>
> This is why lots of guys have two dogs and not two wives...(of course
this excludes Malaysia)......
>
> 1.* The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
>
> 2.* Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
>
> 3.* If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
>
> 4.* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
>
> 5.* A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
>
> 6.* Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
>
> 7.* A dog's parents never visit.
>
> 8.* Dogs do not hate their bodies.
>
> 9.* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
>
>
> 10.* Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your
> wallet
or
> desk.
>
> 11.* Dogs seldom outlive you.
>
> 12.* Dogs can't talk.
>
> 13.* Dogs enjoy petting in public.
>
> 14.* You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours
> aday.
>
> 15.* Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
>
> 16.* Dogs like to go hunting.
>
> 17.* Another man will seldom steal your dog.
>
> 18.* If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with
> both of you.
>
> 19.* A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you
get
> another dog?"
>
> 20.* If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room
for
> free.
>
> 21.* If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
> them away.
>
> 22.* A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
> you pervert.
>
> 23.* A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
>
> 24.* If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they
> just think it's interesting.
>
> 25.* On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
>
> 26.* Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
>
> 27.* When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
>
> 28.* Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
>
> 29.* Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
>
> 30.* If a dog leaves it won't take half your stuff
> This is why lots of guys have two dogs and not two wives...(of course
this excludes Malaysia)......
>
> 1.* The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
>
> 2.* Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
>
> 3.* If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
>
> 4.* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
>
> 5.* A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
>
> 6.* Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
>
> 7.* A dog's parents never visit.
>
> 8.* Dogs do not hate their bodies.
>
> 9.* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
>
>
> 10.* Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your
> wallet
or
> desk.
>
> 11.* Dogs seldom outlive you.
>
> 12.* Dogs can't talk.
>
> 13.* Dogs enjoy petting in public.
>
> 14.* You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours
> aday.
>
> 15.* Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
>
> 16.* Dogs like to go hunting.
>
> 17.* Another man will seldom steal your dog.
>
> 18.* If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with
> both of you.
>
> 19.* A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you
get
> another dog?"
>
> 20.* If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room
for
> free.
>
> 21.* If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
> them away.
>
> 22.* A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
> you pervert.
>
> 23.* A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
>
> 24.* If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they
> just think it's interesting.
>
> 25.* On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
>
> 26.* Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
>
> 27.* When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
>
> 28.* Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
>
> 29.* Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
>
> 30.* If a dog leaves it won't take half your stuff