nick-f1
16-12-2004, 12:10 AM
NEW OFFICE TERMINOLOGY :rolleyes5
1. TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
2. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed, or a project failed, and exactly who was responsible.
3. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and everybody and then leaves.
4. ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement - by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
5. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die. "
Hmmnn Salmon day? ............ I seem to be having a salmon life at the moment
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1. TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
2. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed, or a project failed, and exactly who was responsible.
3. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and everybody and then leaves.
4. ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement - by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
5. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die. "
Hmmnn Salmon day? ............ I seem to be having a salmon life at the moment
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