FRog goes in to a bank ...

[KiwiTT]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."



Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.



The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.



She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)







(its a real treat)







(a masterpiece)







(wait for it)









The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

[landy]

I'll take it that not only have you got your coat, but you have now driven to a small quiet country town where you have noticed the local amateur dramatics are performing a one off musical at the theater, and at this stage you are sitting in the back row with your feet up smoking a big fat cigar :rolleyes5 ;)

[adam_shaw]

I'll take it that not only have you got your coat, but you have now driven to a small quiet country town where you have noticed the local amateur dramatics are performing a one off musical at the theater, and at this stage you are sitting in the back row with your feet up smoking a big fat cigar :rolleyes5 ;)

PMSL!

[landy]

That was Blackadder type humour :laugh: :D

[Kieran]

That's a good 9.1 out of 10 on the old boo-o-meter for KiwiTT there, and Landy, that was an inspired putdown!! :-D :-D

[Big Ian]

:help:
it put a smile on my face,but you'd get rotten fruit throwin at you on a stage..(or empty buckfast bottle's if the stage was in Glasgow)