Polabear
18-12-2004, 09:41 PM
A teacher asks her class"If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them,how many will there be left?"
She calls on little johnny. He replies "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your way of thinking."
Then little johnny says "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of a triple scoop of ice cream. The second one is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?
The teacher blushing a great deal replied, "well I suppose the one that gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.
To which johnny replied "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on but I like your way of thinking."
She calls on little johnny. He replies "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your way of thinking."
Then little johnny says "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of a triple scoop of ice cream. The second one is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?
The teacher blushing a great deal replied, "well I suppose the one that gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.
To which johnny replied "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on but I like your way of thinking."