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Spirit
06-01-2005, 05:38 PM
In pharmacology, all drugs have at least two names - a trade name and a generic or chemical composition name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen or paracetylamol. Aleve is known as naproxen or sodium naproxil, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen, etc.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra After consideration by a team of government experts; it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned
stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.

Kieran
06-01-2005, 06:14 PM
What can I say except..... :lolz: