KiwiTT
12-01-2005, 09:54 PM
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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What is the speed of darkness?
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Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
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If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
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If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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Can you cry under water?
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What level of importance must a person have ,
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the speed of darkness?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Can you cry under water?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
What level of importance must a person have ,
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.