NevGroom
17-01-2005, 10:02 AM
Yesterday scientists for the World Health Organization suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a serious look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed six pints of beer each within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became over emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, urinated frequently, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.