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NevGroom
02-02-2005, 10:21 AM
A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in Londonremoves a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.

Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

The gentleman says, "I'd like a bj, some missionary work, a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace. What do you think?"

The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line.
:laugh:

Polabear
02-02-2005, 07:54 PM
PMSL......Brilliant Nev

Roadrunner
02-02-2005, 08:01 PM
Methinks you are a little too familiar with the language of love, Nev ... ;)

KiwiTT
02-02-2005, 09:13 PM
Methinks you are a little too familiar with the language of love, Nev ... ;)

Agree ... I don't even want to imagine what a pearl necklase is :rolleyes5 :laugh:

psbarham
02-02-2005, 09:30 PM
are you sure thats a joke and not a true story :-D