Don't wash your engine like this..

[Brind]

http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26721 :D

[SGHOM]

Nice one brind !! reminds me of a mate a few years ago. laid on his back, upside down in the footwell trying to get the brake light switch to work !! his girlfriend kept saying " no, nothing working " when he climbed out, she was stood at the front of the car :D
and, my wife recently went to the cash machine, drew some money out, & said thankyou to the machine !!!:D then proceded to get in the passenger side of the car when she was the only one in it !!!:confused:

[Nick VR4]

Surly thats a wind up no one can be that stupid :rolleyes:

Well saying that some can
When I was working part time as a machanic
Lady turned up saying car was really smoking after she filled it up with oil
Yeap you guessed it
She filled the engine completly with oil
Took of the oil cap off and rocker cover was full :eek:
Luckly she only did that in the morning so I drained it
As least she put the oil in the right place :p ;)

[Japmetal]

It's gotta be a windup; Did you guys see the one where some guy wanted to port & polish his intakes, so he fed SAND down the intakes - Go figure !!