Having a bad day ... this is one way to cheer yourself up.

[KiwiTT]

So what did YOU do today?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you might like to hear what happened to me yesterday:

I went to the store and was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a meter maid writing out a parking ticket. I went up to her and said, "Come on, lady, how about giving a guy a break?"

She ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called her Frauline Nazi.

She glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called her a piece of horse ****. She finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

After I called her a self possessed cow she started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes -- the more I abused her, the more tickets she wrote.

I didn't give a ****. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important when you're retired.

[Muppsy]

Doing that. Without a doubt definately doing that.

Where do you normally park during the day by the way?

[KiwiTT]

I "never" park illegally and my car is always Street legal