A duck walks into a bar

[KiwiTT]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No!!!" Duck says: "Got any bread?

[psbarham]

stupid but fooking funny

[Paul Beazer]

Rabbits and carrots worked for me!

[VR-04-TT]

Told this to my boss...he pissed himself laughing Gets me in the good books ahhahah

[White Lightning]

That was funny