FS: Group Buy

[miller]

Hear ye, hear ye

We at Sure & True Forum Utilities Ltd are proud to bring you this group buy.

I have sourced a cracking group buy I feel CVR4 is in need of some of this excellent product for 2010 especially the way 2009 ended

5litre tubs of 'Forum Patience' TM. £24.99
10litre tubs of 'Forum Patience'TM. £45.99

With each five litre tub you purchase before the end of March you will also get a free 'forehead cushion'. This is a deal only brought to you by STFU limited.

With each ten litre tub you purchase we will send you three free forehead cushions as being honest here if you are the person who needs 10litres of patience then I bet you go through forehead cushions like no tomorrow!

Delivery is free of charge to the UK except Channel Islands. All prices shown are inclusive of VAT.


Oh but wait thats not all!! Exclusive from STFU and only available to all Club members who purchase before the end of March STFU will also include some light reading to accompany your bucket of patience!

Who is in?

Forum PatienceTM. .
5 Litres
1: Turbo Steve
2: Turbo Steve
3: Turbo Steve
4: Funkstardeluxe
5: Funkstardeluxe
6: Funkstardeluxe
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8:
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10 Litres
1: Miller
2: Wildcards
3: Wildcards
4: Richy
5: Richy
6: Richy
7: Richy
8: Richy
9: Roberto
10: Roberto
11: Roberto
12: Roberto
13: Roberto
14: lillywotsername
15: lillywotsername
16: Anthony

Due to popular demand we can now supply at discount prices the all new 'Travel Patience Pouch'TM. Never be without patience when you are away from home! Never fear that moment when you log in far far away from your own Bucket of Patience! Refills are possible from your own bucket supply!

Each travel pouch has 250ml of Pure Patience and costs just £5.99

Travel Patience PouchTM.
1: Roberto
2: Roberto
3: Roberto
4: Kev
5: Kev
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10:

500ml SSS. Super Spell Spray TM
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Many thanks from everyone at STFU Ltd.

[WildCards]

2x 10 litres please. I don't suppose you'd branch out into pocket size buckets at some point would you, it'd be nice to have some handy when i'm 'on the go'

[miller]

2x 10 litres please. I don't suppose you'd branch out into pocket size buckets at some point would you, it'd be nice to have some handy when i'm 'on the go'

will speak to my supplier and see what they can do!

[miller]

Pure Patience Travel Pouches now added!

[chris g]

Look, the amounts offered are just not enough...!!!!

I need more and need it now!!!

[richy rich]

Ok how much for a barrel.
In the interim put me down for 5 10l please I've got to go to Swindon tomorrow.

[miller]

Ok how much for a barrel.
In the interim put me down for 5 10l please I've got to go to Swindon tomorrow.

Sorry Rich we dont supply barrels, we find storing patience for long periods makes it feel and wear 'thin' hence we dont think it worthwhile to sell any bigger than 10litre. Surprisingly you are not the first to ask for a barrel!

[stuey]

Is there any chance of a handy glovebox sized patience product, and perhaps an adaptor for the cushion to fit my steering wheel, as I will be on the M25 a number of times in the next fortnight..

[Roberto]

3 x Travel
5 x 10L

That would be great Mr Miller

Oh, have you had any success in obtaining any "Long slow deep breaths"
Just trying not to go through the supply of "Patience" to quickly.

[richy rich]

Ok Mike I will have to discuse with you a standing order.

I have no need for a travel pack as I will normaly need this item when driving a 44tonner and space is not a issue.
I normally go though 2/3l every day (have you seen some of the plebs on the road that think brake testing a 44tonner is a good idea.
I will need a new supplyer if I need it for surfing aswell.

Robbero I have a good supply of long slow deep breaths I get them from www.justbreath.com they send you a oxegen tank and mask and this will last you for months.

[Lillywotsername]

Best put me down for a couple of 10l tubs as well Mike... I have to live with the grumpy old bugger

[Turbo_Steve]

Ooooh! Good find! If I buy 3x5L tubs, can I pick up a couple of "Pedant-away" sprays too (I believe they're from the same firm) and save on shipping?

[miller]

Steve, I will speak to my supplier on the 'Pedant-away' series of products, If they dont do that will the usual 'Troll Spray' do? I can get good deals on that if bought in conjunction with 'grammar-zapper' spray and the SSS series of Super Spell Spray TM

Let me know if this helps


Mike

[Turbo_Steve]

I didn't know they did the SSS range as well - I think a "hamper pack" would be a sensible option.

[Lillywotsername]

Steve, I will speak to my supplier on the 'Pedant-away' series of products, If they dont do that will the usual 'Troll Spray' do? I can get good deals on that if bought in conjunction with 'grammar-zapper' spray and the SSS series of Super Spell Spray TM

Let me know if this helps


Mike

PMSL

[miller]

Due to uprecedented demand i have now added the SSS series to our group buy!

Never be annoyed by misspelt posts or threads in the future, just a quick once over fine mist squirt of the SSS will soon have you to rights again!

Only available in a 500ml can in spray format. NOT avaialble in roll on or brush on format.

First post has been edited to answer those many many questions I have received via PM. Most notably that this is a legitimate group buy brought to you by Sure & True Forum Utilities Limited. From here on in known as STFU for clarity purposes.

Cheers





Mike
CEO @ STFU Ltd

[WildCards]

Inspired!

[ANTHONY]

oh go on then i'll have some of the 10lt

[steelie600]

Mike ill take two travel packs, as i personally enjoy losing my patience on the forum just i like to keep calm on the roads.

However i have a supply here of Bull**** repellant. comes in 50cl, 100cl, 2 litre vapourisers. Also available in 10 litre and 25 litre tubs and for the descerning gentleman also available in 208 litre barrels and Special offer for this week only ill supply 2 free vapourisers with each barrell sold.

Prices are as follows

50cl £4.99
100cl £8.99
2 litre £14.99
10 litre £39.99
20 litre £74.99
208 litre £499.00 with 2 free vapourisers

additional vapourisers £3.99

website is www.nomoreeffingbull****.com

[Turbo_Steve]

208Litre barrels!!? Chrimeny, Kev, you must get through that like it's going out of fashion!