Out of the mouth of babes!!!

[Nube]

Classic, the joy that is christmas trees has started. This is never good if you have to deal with as many as I do. By the time you get yours home you have A- become Scrooge and B-want to dress yours with petrol and a match. However today as I unwrap another whilst having a damn good mutter,I am confronted by a small boy . He is looking for a tree (with Mum) so off we go. Halfway through the search he asks what I have requested for christmas,so I tell him. I am then fairly suprised when he says he has asked for waterboarding lessons! I ask where he is going to go for these and he replies Newquay. It suddenly dawns!!!! Bless.

[Pastor of Muppets]

Excellent i had imilar experience with Mrs. PoM at the weekend we where out shopping i needed some smarter clothes and as we where wandering around the well known designer store George Atasda, My beloved announced that she loves looking at mens bits!
i just stopped and looked at her for a moment till what she'd said had sunken in then stood there for a few momens laughing at how red she'd gone!

[Nube]

That's great! Problem is I can never find a retort quickly enough.