I'm a little tea cup short & stout......

[SGHOM]

...... here's my handle, here's my spout

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-1...uction/5317948

All yours for the bobby bargain price of £20,000,000

[John TheAntique]

I usually have two or three of these in stock if anyone is interested.

[Gingerfish]

I usually have two or three of these in stock if anyone is interested.

I'll have to raid the piggy bank at $250,000,000 a piece!