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    how do you deal with jehovas witnessess

    ..... who knock at the door when you least want or expect ?

    I have a bit of an issue & need your opinions

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    Listen to what they have to say, thank them for their time and then say goodbye.

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    rudely ask them to leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAN-NZ View Post
    rudely ask them to leave
    & when they come back on a regular basis? with watchtower in hand?

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    very rudely tell them to leave haha, scare them if you have to, have some fun with it haha

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    It's not as easy as that ..... I'm too polite

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    Greet them with a bloody knife


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    Greet them with your usual thread approach....

    Brief and questioning...

    and vague, misleading, mystifying, confusing....

    and incomplete...

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    Take more sedatives, alcohol, anti-histamines

    Fall asleep or be incoherent...

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    Projectile vomit as you open the door...

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    Find out where they live and go round to ask them same questions as you do on here...

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    The issue I have is Sue....... A lovely little old dear who worked as a receptionist at my local doctors & also in the chemists. Known her for over 20 years & she has been very kind, thoughtful & helpful to my parents & me.

    It was only when I moved here....18 months ago... that I found out she was a JW !!! My parents flat was not on her patch ! & I've been wishing her merry Christmas since the 90's !!

    Normally I would tell them to feck off & slam the door...... but.... should I ?? .... dare I ??

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    You just politely but firmly say you aren't interested.
    A friend of my dads invited them over for a chat the following week, along with other friends, including a vicar and a rabbi. Apparently it was quite interesting!

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    Tell them you're making love whilst having a beer, that should do it!

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    Just put a "I Give Blood" sticker in your window!!
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    The give blood thing stopped working a while ago.

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