One of my favourite current jokes

[Funkstar]

Stevie Wonder is doing a tour of Japan. Halfway through he asks if there are any requests. One Japanese guy pipes up from the audience "a jazz cord". Stevie always happy to oblige does a 10 minute rendition in E minor, which at the end there is a frantic applause.

"Any other requests" says Stevie, to which the same man pipes up "A jazz cord". Yet again happy to oblige he does a 16 minute rendition in B flat, to which everyone screams and applauds again.

Once again Stevie asks if there are any requests to which the same man screams "A JAZZ CORD, A JAZZ CORD".

Angry by now Stevie says "If you think you can do any better get up here".
The Japanese guy jumps on stage and starts singing

"A JAZZ CORD TO SAY I WOVE YOU, I JAZZ CORD TO SAY IT FWOM MY HEART"

[SGHOM]

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