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  1. 16-08-2005, 08:25 AM #1
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    "Hunting" Flies

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.


    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded. "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
    One of the big problems in society is stupidity.
    Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them
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    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead."
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