DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
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>I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed
>all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
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>DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
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>We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
>and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.
>I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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>DEAR DIARY .. DAY THREE
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>I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some
>shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain
>invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we
>had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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>DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
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>Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80.
>The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his stateroom.
>We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
>He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
>I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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>DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE
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>Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned.
>I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside.
>The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks.
>He really is a charming gentleman.
>He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined.
>He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he
>would sink the ship. I was appalled.
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>DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX
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>I saved 1600 lives today ........ twice !!!!