Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

[Nick VR4]

How sick is this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

[Dream Weaver]

The happy couple are probably on their way to the UK as asylum seekers.

[vrfan]

[BraindG]

How very odd, the whole things just absurd, theres this guy, in a barn, you know... at it with a goat.. then some pervo comes in, catches him at it, and ties him up! whats this sicko world coming to when a pervo ties a man up..

[bradc]

gives a whole new meaning to goats cheese

[D.J]

The wedding didn't involve funny handshakes did it?

[andy43]

There is a positive side - free milk, no nagging, no need for a waste disposal unit in the kitchen, and best of all - no need to mow the lawn, just send the wife out there

[richy rich]

shake of head in disbelief

[Kieran]

Hmmm! I wonder if they'll have Kids?!


/Gets coat, heads for door....

[richy rich]

[Xeroid]

Bwahahahahaha or is that baaAAaaAAaaAaaaa ?

They're kidding ain't they ...?

< the jokes are getting worse around here you know >