A thoft fluffy wabbit tale

[Brunty]

An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet
shop and asks with the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's
on her level, and asks:
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or
maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans
forward and says in a quiet voice; "I don't fink my python weally givths
a phuck."

[Spirit]

roflmao

[cheese]