MSCE Helpdesk tech fixes an Outlook problem

[KiwiTT]

Thank you for calling the support hot line please hold for the next available operator......
elevator music
..... your call is important to us please hold.....
elevator music
.... you have progressed in the queue please hold.....
elevator music

... this is (insert name here) how can we be of assistance today

Me - Well I came to work this morning and logged into my computer and I can't access any of the Calendar events in Outlook...

IT - Have you rebooted your computer...

Me - Well I just turned it on what's another reboot going to achieve...

IT - Look don't question me I'm a Microsoft Systems Certified Engineer... have you rebooted your computer...

Me - Sorry I should not have questioned you, you've been touched by God...

IT - Too right I have now reboot your computer...

Me - OK... rebooting now...

....long pause...

IT - What's taking so long?

Me - Give it time I've an old computer and she take's time to reboot...

IT - you need to capex for a new machine then...

Me - Will that fix this problem...

IT - no you'll just get a new machine...

Me - so why should I get a new machine if I have the same problems as I do now...

IT - are you questioning me again...

Me - oh um no...

IT - good, has it rebooted yet...

Me - I'm logging in now...

IT - did I say for you to log in...

Me - well I thought
...stoped mid sentence...
IT - no you did not think, rebooting has nothing to do with logging in it's just that a reboot I did not say log in did I, when did I say to log in, I didn't did I, no well your on your own buddy...
...hangs up...

Me - oh um oh well it goes now... wish I was an MSCE

[Fuzyfrog]

Im so glad im an apple tech not windows

[detonate]

hahaha, oh awesome.

Just say "look dude, you're on helpdesk, sux2bu"