designer clobber

[SGHOM]

on friday.... at the hotel in leicester..... I may be launching my autumn collection on an unsuspecting public !!

My 'personal shopping assistant' has been in Sheffield city centre...... & is now on her way to meadowhell, on a mega shopping spree !!

I have given Becky a 'substantial' but not unlimited budget, to dress me like I should be dressed !!

I do NOT do shopping. I repeat......... I DO NOT DO SHOPPING

So far.... apparently... she has got me some eve saint loren ?? [ who ? ] jeans, some army..armadi.. ?? jeans. a couple of Ben Sherman tank shirts, several 'trendy' tee shirts & some Kevin Kline knickers !! [ isn't he an actor ?? ]

I await her return !!

[bernmc]

I'd rather just have a ben sherman tank

[Physician]

About bl00dy time too .............

[I-S]

Derek - I should warn you that guys who let their teenage daughters shop for them stand out a mile in a crowd... you can just tell.

[bradc]

Young girls eye for the old guy? This could make you a star Derek

[I-S]

Or at least glittery.

[psbarham]

Derek - I should warn you that guys who let their teenage daughters shop for them stand out a mile in a crowd... you can just tell.

tee hee , derek in a mini skirt and boob tube '6" stilletos sir ?' 'ooh suits you sir'

[I-S]

I'm not sure they would...

[Funkstar]

Not trying to sound like a ponce, but click my link. I like my clothes.......

Keep the armadi (armani). Top stuff. There's a lot of designer clothing that look good but never wash well. Armani always looks good but washes well, as long as you clean it on it's own (dry clean if poss(depends if its AJ jeans or shirts/tshirts.) Shirts tend to hang dry badly).

Get rid of the YSL (quote"some eve saint loren"), it sucks. I bet it's some bright shirts with big collars. Not a good look, no matter what age. Especially with gray hair.

Ben Sherman's a no name. A bit left over from the pre-chavvy days. Don't do it.

Calvin Kline knickers (ok, nobody else will see them) are alright.

Knowing you're a footy fan Mr D, I would recommend Armani or Prada. A proper footy fan will like his Stone Island and Prada, Nautica or Hugo Boss (all quite expensive, but bought at my shop at a great discount ), brought on from the old hooligan days (that's what I base my clothing on).

Love my footy, and the trend that goes with it.

Deion

[Spirit]

I feel a new event coming on.......the CVR4 Fashion Show

[SGHOM]

Derek - I should warn you that guys who let their teenage daughters shop for them stand out a mile in a crowd... you can just tell.

She has been advised/warned !!

[ariddell]

Carefull, before you know it you'll be getting talked into attempting the look of having your baggy jeans hanging half a mile down at the back with some twisted form of antigravity keeping them up (possibly).....

Could all go horribly wrong, mark my words..