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    At his age... I would suggest he gets a heart monitor, and programs the local hospital's number into his phone as speed dial one.
    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradc
    Derek is going to be taking a suitcase full of filler, lube, hand cuffs, rope, 'toys', gstrings and other similar things. Can anyone think of anything else for him to take?
    I would say plenty of toys....... You know at your age Dereck that you will tire very quickly.

    Only kidding babes, I hope everything turns out well for you and you have a great time.

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    viagra and energy drinks thats what he needs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter
    Oops.... that was last nights red wine talking....


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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiTT
    HEADLINE: Sheffield man recovering in hospital after being left in a hotel bath with his kidney removed.
    IIRC: Derek replaced his kidneys with a BDA Decat some time ago.

    Way to go Derek, usual internet protocol applies:

    • browser
    • make sure your anti-virus protection hasn't expired
    • scan for viruses
    • router
    • log off completely when you finished


    ...and whatever you do don't try to hack your way in as this often leads to a denial of service attack!

    Enjoy



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    Nothing surprises me with you Dereck.
    The best things in life have to be lubricated

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    lol brunty
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    I think this should do nicely for a first date ??

    http://marriott.com/property/propertypage/cvtgs

    waddya fink ??

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    Is she paying? If so, yeah baby yeah!
    No longer empty and frantic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Beazer
    Is she paying? !
    What ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by SGHOM
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Beazer
    Is she paying? !
    What ???


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    Have a great time Derek.

    One question, does she know your need for speed????

    Enjoy it my man, just watch your back.

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    Enjoy Derek. May I recommend a few things though:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar
    Enjoy Derek. May I recommend a few things though:
    roflmao, he'll need more than just that!

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    now the car's sorted...... I'm off to buy a rabbit !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SGHOM
    now the car's sorted...... I'm off to buy a rabbit !
    hehe, thats very rampant of you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BraindG
    hehe, thats very rampant of you?
    ?????

    a bunny rabbit.............. she likes bunny rabbits !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SGHOM
    ?????

    a bunny rabbit.............. she likes bunny rabbits !
    riiiiiiiight, bunny rabbits.. ok derek!

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    Rabbit -> fertility -> marriage -> children -> responsibilities -> bye bye cars.
    We work to live, and to live is to drive a VR-4, around corners at speed. But it costs see here

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiTT
    fertility -> marriage -> children
    not much chance of that !! [i've been firing blanks for 15 years ! ]

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