Bad Joke Thread

[chrisvr4]

2 indian junkies snorted curry powder by accident instead of cocaine, both were rushed to hospital, unfortunately ones in a korma, the other got a dodgy tikka.



2 gay indian's living together one die's so his BF makes a curry from his ashes , When asked why he did this he replied "So i could feel him dribble out me arse one last time"

[Patryn999]

A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives it to her.