Billy's Gay Dancer Dad

[Bal]

Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came - fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

[Pete M]

So, no big parade for the team back in England this time?

[nick-f1]

Good one !! Excellent! I hate cricket and cant understand what the fuss is about but thats still funny

[Polabear]

Brill..... I don't HATE! cricket its just I'm getting fed up with having any english national sports team getting mullered whenever they go south of the equator...what we need is more financial commitment to sports in england...not to say more of a killer attitide..sorry rant over...