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    Funniest Post award and American Idol

    Two things:

    1. Does this forum have a funniest post award or something similar, coz I just read an old post from BernMC and its the first time Ive ever had tears of laughter from a post.

    2. Doesnt everyone just love watching american idol, only the prelims of course. Its soooo funny watching the judges making grown men cry because of a woefull lack of talent

    http://www.clubvr4.com/forum/showthr...ighlight=boost


    PS can anyone give me some links to any other quality humourous reading on here? (that was british humour at its best)
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    I musta missed this first time around

    Had a right old giggle reading them threads

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    Dear Sir

    I object to being laughed at.

    I fought in the war you know.

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    The KieranCorp Secret Service continues to viciously abuse and falsely accuse this innocent paragon of virtue. The distress has been so great that he no longer can continue his selfless charitable work with homeless children and abused sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djb160
    .....that was british humour at its best)
    I think you will find that Bern is actually a stinky South African.... but he is funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter
    I think you will find that Bern is actually a stinky South African.... but he is funny







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    Me a stupid dutch man.... what are you trying to say Baz

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    i couldnt stop laughing first time i read the post by kieran....only thing is i now think kierancorp is out to get me and the worlds dirtiest galant for being a miscreant and unworthy lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter
    I think you will find that Bern is actually a stinky South African.... but he is funny
    How... very... dare... you...
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    How much did it cost ya Bern ????


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    I suprised they allowed you to black out your eyes on your passport photo, what are you...some kind of SAS super-assasin?

    edit: Just noticed the obviously doctored 'place of birth'... lol Does that make you the only gay to have left the village?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutter_John
    How much did it cost ya Bern ????
    so you spotted the mistakes as well

    1) sex - male ?????????? unknown more like
    2) place of birth - looking at that name i would say welsh , goes with the sheep thing
    3)the beard - obviously fake

    and thats without looking to hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by colVR4
    edit: Just noticed the obviously doctored 'place of birth'... lol Does that make you the only gay to have left the village?
    this made me laugh...

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    Well!

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    Never again shall I provide beans for Barhams!

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