It may be an old one, but here it is again!


A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next
to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and
she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and
said, "Let's go into my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best
feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "Your ears, it's
got to be your ears, they are just amazing!"

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My
butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How
can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming? That was me."