Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their> soon-to-be new store.>>> As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. Onesaid> to> the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walkby,> put> his face to the window and ask what we're selling.">>> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious> Yorkshireman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broadYorkshire> accent> asked "What's tha sellin' ere?">>> One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes.">>> Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said, "Tha's doing well...> Only> two left!">>>>> The moral for Southerners - Don't mess with Yorkshiremen!!!