wife

[ANTHONY]

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with t!ts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

[Pastor of Muppets]

yeah it's an uncanny ability they have. That and always being able to find some thing sharp/heavy in an argument

[Physician]

I was just reading your joke out to my wife .......... I had only finished the first line when she burst out laughing - instantly knew what was coming!