The Pearly Gates

[I-S]

40 Gypsies arrived at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter went into the gatehouse and phoned God and said, "I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?"

God replied 'Peter, you know that we're over quota on Pikeys . Tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter was on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he told Him.

'What?' said God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the f***ing gates'.

[valleyforge1]

Needed that. Girl just had to get me a glass of water to stop me choking. Bloody good one mate 10/10

[Kieran]

[pitslayer]

hmmmmmm i think i want some pikeys to steal this post, for a truly awful joke Isaac that was a proper groaner, i thought it was going to end with the pikeys buying heaven with dags or something