You Sir, will go to hell via the express lane!!Originally Posted by SGHOM
You Sir, will go to hell via the express lane!!Originally Posted by SGHOM
When Madonna first moved to england, she said she wanted to be more english. She is now an unmarried mother with 3 kids, one of them black...... job done !
sorry i havn't been in touch for a while, but i've been in hospital having a large mole removed from my penis.
won't be shagging one of those again
3 women in a pub start talking about their husbands, first one says i call mine the dentist because no one can drill like he does. 2nd one says i call mine the miner because he's got a big shaft, the 3rd one frowned, i call mine the postman because he cums so early and half the time he sticks it in the wrong box !!!!!
2 dwarfs pull 2 girls and take them back to their place. unfortunatly the 1st dwarf can't get it up and worse still he hears the 2nd dwarf say all night "here i come again, 1 2 3 ugh!!"
The next morning the 1st dwarf says " how embarrassing i couldn't get an erection" the 2nd dwarf says "thats nothing, i couldn't even get on the ****ing bed"
*GOOD NEWS* Call charges on your network are changing.The uglier you are the cheaper the calls. As from today your calls are FREE. I would have called you to let you know but calls cost me a bloody fortune now.
Ian
Zookeeper says to Paddy 'The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider s***ing it for £500 ?' Paddy replies 'I will on 3 conditions. 1st I'm not going to kiss it. 2nd My family must never know. 3rd I will need 3 weeks to get the money together !'
New name of the White House after the change of the USA president?
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Obama's Barrack
Nevman
...And The Road Becomes My Bride...
Women all over the USA shaving their fannies today to celebrate OBAMA's election.
Their message to the world:
"READ OUR LIPS:
- NO MORE BUSH!"
Just got an advent calendar from woolworths.. All the windows were boarded up & there was feck all inside it.
Been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet. She is funny, sexy & flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop! how cool is that at her age !
It has been announced today that if you have bought a lump of dodgy Irish meat, you can return it for a full refund.
Rafa Benitez has asked Spurs to take Robbie Keane back !
The london metropolitan police are looking for a racist attacker...... I rang them, but apparently it's not a job.
happy easter and all the best for 1982.from everybody at the alziemers society..see you next week on bonfire night,dont forget your swim suit
not quite a full refundOriginally Posted by SGHOM
I get confused with all these social networking site's I've just invited someone to cum on myface
As a mark of respect, Fosters have temporarily stopped sales of lager across Australia...... well, you wouldn't want a warm beer would you !
Good news !!
Prostitutes have decided to help out during the credit crunch by charging by the inch........ It doesn't help me, but I thought you might like a cheap night out?