FS: Nick Mann's sanity

[foxdie]

For sale, Nick Manns sanity, includes straight jacket, collection from Redditch, offers start from 50p please.



Ps. this is a spoof thread, his sanity is owned by Vicky

[Nutter_John]

Sorry it ain't worth that much ,

I will start the bidding with 1 half chewed strawberry mojo

[foxdie]

I hereby give notice that I shall be suing you under the Fraud and Trade Descriptions Act (2003) for misrepresentation! We all know Nick wasn't fitted with sanity on the production line and to profess to possess said sanity is a clear act of fraud!

Great. That's TWO lawsuits I've started in a week.

[Nick Mann]

[Alex]

On the basis of this thread, I'm inclined to think you're all nuts

[HJM]

How can you sell something that was lost for ever years ago (probably happened when he got that SD1 ) ?

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[elnevio]

I heard they found it again in an old parts bin when they were clearing Longbridge the other week...

[I-S]

I heard they found it again in an old parts bin when they were clearing Longbridge the other week...

That was half a rich tea biscuit and an apple core c 1972.

[Turbo_Steve]

Are you sure? I thought they came fitted to my old ZS+ as part of the optional "Sports lux pack"?

[elnevio]

Are you sure? I thought they came fitted to my old ZS+ as part of the optional "Sports lux pack"?

No, I think you're thinking of the orange peel and pre-dunked digestive. Close though!

[Nick Mann]

[Turbo_Steve]

No, I think you're thinking of the orange peel and pre-dunked digestive. Close though!

You're indeed correct about the orange peel: that was all over the bottom of the boot lid on the inside, though I am convinced that particular aspect of the paint job was common across all models?

No Pre-Dunked digestive, though: Hmm..perhaps I was ripped off! I shall write to them immediately complaining!!

[White Lightning]

It may take a while for them to reply!

[vikvallabh82]

can i bid one galant sport W plate with 159K on the clock..... oh wait doh! sold it to him already!

[foxdie]

Stumbled on this old thread, thought it'd be fun to bump

[Humpty's Revenge]

What had Nick done to deserve this most truthful thread?

[Pastor of Muppets]

i miss kieran does anyone have a status update on him??

[foxdie]

i miss kieran does anyone have a status update on him??

I miss him too :/

[Beastlee]

Sorry it ain't worth that much ,

I will start the bidding with 1 half chewed strawberry mojo

Hot realising this was a resurrected thread I was going to comment that John is still trying to flog his half chewed strawberry mojo. In fact this makes it worse as now I know he's had it for 2 years.....someone trade him for it please before the fluff from down the back of the sofa consumes it.

[Nutter_John]

The fluff adds texture