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Thread: iPhone Users Get Laid Twice as Much (as Android)!

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    iPhone Users Get Laid Twice as Much (as Android)!

    Well...a very carefully planned scientific study of some sort was conducted and it was proven, through scientific methods, using scientists and stuff that iPhone users get Laid twice as much as Android users...uh-huh! Its amazing what you can do with science these days!!

    I knew i brought an iPhone for a good reason...

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/08..._getting_more/

    Thought it would be something to bring a smile to some faces
    Last edited by Maxus; 11-08-2010 at 12:30 PM.

    Believed to be the ONLY VR-4 with a FLAT ERIC MASCOT..unless you know otherwise

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    is that with or without the bumper case

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    Its always better without, but only use it without with someone you have been with for a long time and trust!

    Always wear protection kids!

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    another marketing ploy to bear on the masses of believeanythingers......
    Still here somewhere........

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    I just went from iPhone to Android yesterday. Havent had any sex yet so it must be true
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    i still ot my old push key buttons phone...i've gone celibate

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    Straw poll in office...

    iPhone users - 1 - me
    Android users - 1 - Dave

    Yup, theory holds true. Dave's in the 5th year of his "dry spell"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Confused
    iPhone users - 1 - me
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    in that conundrum i think i would prefer a 5year dry spell

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    actually thinking about it since i got my iphone i have definately got laid more....nice one apple

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    sh1t my dads just got an iphone

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    me and the missus both have iphone's. i cant say that they increased our sex lifes to be honest :-/

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    Damn, looking at those numbers I've got nearly 5 years left to only have one more woman.

    Gonna be a boring 5 years.
    If I'm replying to your thread and helping you out, it is because I like you and want to help out your VR-4 ownership. No other reason

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    so if you meet a woman with an Iphone wear a jonny as she's more of a slut /LOL
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