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[Pastor of Muppets]

When proper time travel is invented (not a fraction of a second by flying to Australia and back!) - when would be the first time jump be to?

i guess about ten years earlier to tell yourself how its done and save ten years of hard work and money!

edit: oh and thank you for owining a westfield hopefully james will be able to come to the pub for xmas (one of the owners and thoroughly nice chap)

[Gowf]

Were you at the Therapy? gig in Kentish Town last Friday night? If not why not???

[gareth001]

i guess about ten years earlier to tell yourself how its done and save ten years of hard work and money!

edit: oh and thank you for owining a westfield hopefully james will be able to come to the pub for xmas (one of the owners and thoroughly nice chap)

What pub? What day?

[Pastor of Muppets]

Were you at the Therapy? gig in Kentish Town last Friday night? If not why not???

Therapy gig??????????
i didn't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


edit: new rule Gowf keep me posted on these things please!!!
Mrs. PoM has never been to a gig in her life!!!

[Pastor of Muppets]

What pub? What day?

most weekends to be honest at my local and i have an open invitation to go up there sign a disclaimer and drive what i want!!!!

[gareth001]

most weekends to be honest at my local and i have an open invitation to go up there sign a disclaimer and drive what i want!!!!

Sounds like a jolly good deal to me - so what's the XTR like to drive? Assuming you have driven one of these?

[Nube]

Do you know the way to San Jose??

[Nube]

Egg came first by the way-birds evolved from reptiles. Well that's the only thing I remember from school out the way then!!!!

[Pastor of Muppets]

Sounds like a jolly good deal to me - so what's the XTR like to drive? Assuming you have driven one of these?

i've never been but its another friend of mine stag weekend in feb and i we're all going up for that!

[Pastor of Muppets]

Do you know the way to San Jose??

not knowing where you live brad i have done this from house in rural oxfordshire to heathrow airport and then from jfk airport just out side new york city to san jose in california.

Burford Oxfordshire
1. Head south on Swan Lane Close toward Swan Ln
108 ft
2. Turn left at Windrush Close
0.1 mi
3. Turn right at Tannery Close
0.8 mi
4. Slight right at White Hill
0.3 mi
5. Turn left at A40
Go through 4 roundabouts
18.9 mi
6. Turn left at London Rd/A40
157 ft
7. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for London/A40/M40/Wheatley/Thame and merge onto Unknown road
32.9 mi
8. At junction 1a, take the M25 (S) exit to M4/M23
1.5 mi
9. Merge onto M25
4.2 mi
10. At junction 15, exit onto M4 toward London (W)
1.8 mi
11. At junction 4, exit toward A408/Uxbridge
0.2 mi
12. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto M4
1.1 mi
13. Slight right at Tunnel Rd E
0.5 mi
14. Continue onto Inner Ring E
0.3 mi
15. Slight right at Inner Ring W
Destination will be on the right
236 ft

London Heathrow Airport (LHR)Heathrow, Greater London jfk international airport

John F Kennedy International Airport (JFK)Jfk International Airport, Queens, NY 11430, USA

1. Head north
72 ft
2. Slight right toward Van Wyck Expy
0.3 mi
3. Take the ramp onto Van Wyck Expy
0.8 mi
4. Continue onto I-678 N
Partial toll road
13.7 mi
5. Take the I-95 N exit toward New England
0.2 mi
6. Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-95 S
0.3 mi
7. Keep right at the fork to continue toward I-95 S and merge onto I-95 S
5.1 mi
8. Continue onto Interstate 95 Upper Level S/George Washington Bridge (signs for I-95 S/Trenton)
Entering New Jersey
2.5 mi
9. Continue onto Interstate 95 Express S
2.6 mi
10. Continue onto Interstate 80 Express W (signs for I-80 W/Paterson)
4.1 mi
11. Merge onto I-80 W
Partial toll road
Passing through Pennsylvania
Entering Ohio
392 mi
12. Take the exit onto I-80 W
Partial toll road
Entering Indiana
354 mi
13. Take exit 21 to merge onto I-80 W/I-94 W toward IN-51 S
Continue to follow I-80 W
Partial toll road
Entering Illinois
169 mi
14. Continue onto I-280 W
Entering Iowa
26.6 mi
15. Take the exit onto I-80 W/US-6 W
Continue to follow I-80 W
Passing through Nebraska, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada
Entering California
1,915 mi
16. Slight right at I-680 S (signs for Benicia/San Jose)
70.8 mi
17. Continue onto I-280 N
2.3 mi
18. Take exit 3A for CA-87 N toward Guadalupe Pkwy
1.0 mi
19. Take exit 6B for Julian St
0.2 mi
20. Turn right at W St James St
0.2 mi
21. Take the 2nd left onto N Market St
417 ft

San Jose, CA USA

[Gowf]

Therapy gig??????????
i didn't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


edit: new rule Gowf keep me posted on these things please!!!
Mrs. PoM has never been to a gig in her life!!!

Yep, was last friday at the HMV forum. I was there being billy-no-mates as none of my southern fairy friends aparently apreciate music. But was one epic gig. Just to rub some salt in the wound, they played 2 sets. 1st was Troublegum in its entirety!

Have you heard of Dinasaur Pileup?

[Nube]

I didn't know they were still about! Wish I'd known also. By the way POM I bow deeply to your wealth of knowledge and ability to start thread of the year!

[Gowf]

Yep, they came back for Sonisphere this year saying that they were doing a one off Troublegum gig, which they did. But then advertised a tour to promote the new album, but tbh, most folk were there for Troublegum, so they decided to play 2 sets at the gigs, with one being the entire album. New album is.... ok, but not in the same league as the older stuff.

[enigma]

Do you have more than the average number of testicles?

[Colin Wiltshire]

Why do vr4's have a really crap steering lock? What determans the steering lock of a car?

[Pastor of Muppets]

Yep, was last friday at the HMV forum. I was there being billy-no-mates as none of my southern fairy friends aparently apreciate music. But was one epic gig. Just to rub some salt in the wound, they played 2 sets. 1st was Troublegum in its entirety!

Have you heard of Dinasaur Pileup?

omg that sounds amazing i wish i had been there but glad to hear you had a great night.
i've never heard of dinasaur pileup but i will definately check them out!!!

[Pastor of Muppets]

I didn't know they were still about! Wish I'd known also. By the way POM I bow deeply to your wealth of knowledge and ability to start thread of the year!

it's a pleasure and im happy to finally provide a useful service on the forum other than bringing cake to meets!

[Pastor of Muppets]

Yep, they came back for Sonisphere this year saying that they were doing a one off Troublegum gig, which they did. But then advertised a tour to promote the new album, but tbh, most folk were there for Troublegum, so they decided to play 2 sets at the gigs, with one being the entire album. New album is.... ok, but not in the same league as the older stuff.

it always seems to be the way but hopefully it will get some of the younger generation to listen to the quality old albums that are such a huge part of our lives

[Pastor of Muppets]

Do you have more than the average number of testicles?

i'm assuming two is the average number if that is the case then yes i am decidedly average in the number although i am told they are a tad on the large size!

[elnevio]

I smell a slightly trick question!

I would assume that most men have slightly more than the average number of testicles, because there are, I expect, more men in the world with one or no testicles than there are with three or more. As such, the average number of testicles per man is likely to be 1.99999999999999 (or thereabouts!). Thus, most men, by having two as the norm, would have more than the average.


In this instance, 'average' is not interchangeable with 'the norm'.


Or am I just talking b....